Nakakaloka na talaga ang current event news lately dito sa third world!
The broadsheet headlines are so depressing, mas depressing pa sa balitang muse na ni John Galliano si Bobby Trendy. Hahaha!
Kung depressing ang mga broadsheet headlines, nakakaloka naman ang mga tabloid front page news. Kung gaano ito ka-crazy ay mas super duper uber naman ang mga laman ng mga headlines nito. Lalo na yang People’s Journal Tonight, juice ko, maloloka kayo sa mababasa niyo.
Anymisery, it’s so sad that despite the good news brought to us by a few of our countrymen, e.g. Charice Pempengco ay natatabunan naman ito ng mga kagagahan at kabaliwan ng mga balitang nakakahiya dahil kung sino pa itong mga nasa posisyon ay siya pang nangunguna sa kabulastugan sa ating bansa.
First Pig, este, Gentleman Mike Arroyo is once again involved in yet another bidding scandal.
DOJ and PDEA agents involved in a bribery scandal.
The fertilizer fund scam by former government official Joc-joc Bolante.
DPWH, Dept. of Finance, and the Office of the Ombudsman accused of neglect of duty by the ever scary Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago, ‘di bala? (love her!)
And the most depressing of all,
Ruffa Gutierrez writing a book about her life with Yilmaz Bektas because she wants her children to know what really happened.
Nakakaloka noh? Hahaha
Day, pag-sure oi!
Anymoremisery, I think I can no longer stand all of these.
I might reconsider giving up my Filipino citizenry and be a full-blooded
British.
Mwahahaha!
Oo, bakit, eh sa dun nakatira ang mga (inilusyon kong mga) kamag-anak ko.
You know, the Beckhams.
Pati ang aking (future) soulmate and hubby na si Robert Pattinson.
At ang aking mga equally beautiful and pretty and sexy and gorgeous cousins na sina
Kate Moss,
Kate Winslet,
Kate Beckinsale, at
Cate Blanchett.
Mas okey yata manirahan sa England noh.
Wala doon si First Gentleman at si Aling Gloria.
Wala doon si Joc-joc at Sec. Gonzalez.
Wala doon ang de Belen sisters.
At higit sa lahat, may snow doon.
Hahahaha!
Now, heto ang problema ko, paano ko makokontak ang British Embassy para palitan ang citizenship ko.
Hmmmmm…
Matawagan nga si Tiya Vicky.
6 comments:
lab talaga kita mel. kahit depressed, bongga pa rin ideas mo! pero sabi nga ni sinead o'connor - 'england's not the mythical land of madame george and roses. it's the home of the police who kills black boys on mopeds.' tandaan mo kinatay nila si lady di dahil fabulosa sya...
Ate Kiel: sad nga noh, kahit san talaga may evil lurking. We just have to be extra careful.. Hihi
Hi mo na lang ako kay Mr. Bean sweetpea ha!
Sure baby. Hihi
mel!
hahaha! i love that entry! kaloka ever! but you missed something hehehe eto: The Legacy Bank Drama of conning PDIC will soon be shown at your nearest Batasan Theatre Arts of the Living Hell
si ruffa? hmmm... sa totoo lang! hanap hanap nya yong ki biktas! daku yon anoh? dako! at malay ko baka ga-Edsa pa sya me curvature hahaaha
Honga ate reynz, nahuli ako dun sa Legacy scam-dal. Nakikialam pala ang congressman namin, buti na lang 'di ko siya binoto. Scumbag talaga. Hihi
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