Triplets

Watching Kris Aquino twice a day is fun. Quite a handful but that’s her.

Yesterday, on her talk show with Boy Abunda, as she was talking about her brand new hairstyle, she said the funniest thing I’ve heard from her since Pido Dida.


“ I am Victoria Beckham.”





Bwahahahahahaha!

Whaaaaat?!

I know. It may not sound funny for you but for me sobrang nakakatawa.
Hello? What the hell was she thinking? LOL

First of all, let me get this straight.

I like Ms. Kris.

I like her personality.
I like the way she look.
I like her “hosting skills”.
I like her personal style.
I like her in Pido Dida.
I like her in Fatima Buen.
I like her in Feng Shui.
I like her in Sukob.

But calling herself “Victoria Beckham” is funny. As in ‘hahahaha’ funny!

Hey, calling yourself Victoria Beckham is extremely different from ‘claiming’ to be a Beckham, e.g. ME. Bwahahahaha!
But this is not about me anyway, it’s about someone else so ‘wag tayong ma-divert sa main topic.

Charing!

In all fairness to Ms. Kris, medyo hawig naman talaga ang hairstyle niya ngayon kay Tita Vicky.

Isa pa, medyo nasa the same wavelength din ang kani-kanilang buhay.
Let’s state the facts:

Number one, they are both married to sports superstars. Ate Kris to James Yap, and Tita Vicky to David.

Number two, both of them ‘design’ clothes. Ate Kris for Kashieca and Tita Vicky for ‘dvb’ and Rock & Republic.

Number three, they have ‘outrageous’ (sometimes) taste in fashion. They are particular in their custom-made pieces. Ate Kris goes to Puey, JC, or Martin Bautista. Meanwhile, Tita Vicky goes to Cavalli, etc.

Number four, they both have adorable children and always brag about them.

And last but not least, they both have musical albums. Bwahahahaha!

Teka.


Parang ako din yun ah.

In high school, a soccer player and I were ‘a thing’.
In college, a star basketball player and I use to go out. It lasted a month.

I also design clothes for my sisters and close girl friends. I even made a dress I wore during the evening gown competition at a Miss Gay contest.

I had couture pieces made for me by our neighborhood mananahi Manang Quila.

I also adore boys, as long as they’re at least 18 years old.

Albums? Meron din ako nun. Apat pa.

Photo albums.

Bwahahahaha!

I guess hindi pala kami nagkakalayo ni Victoria Beckham.

On that note, I’m very proud to say now……



“I am Victoria Beckham”.



Feel free to barf. LOL