Catfight

I was watching the local news earlier and two of the country's respected female senators are at each other.


Kacheapan!


I mean, konti na nga lang kayong babae diyan sa senado eh kayo pa ang mag-aaway away.

I'm talking about Sen. Jamby Madrigal (who I will now call Jajajajamby) and Sen. Pia Cayetano (who I will now call Piaya).

It all started yesterday when the 'highly respected' house of the Senate was unable to 'do their job' because there was no quorom since majority of the senators weren't there.

Sen. Jajajajamby then spoke that absent senators should be 'arrested' for failure to show up at the session. She specifically mentioned the two Cayetano senators and Sen. Manny Villar.

Unfortunately, Sen. Piaya wasn't happy to hear that motion. Eh valid naman daw ang reason niya for being 'late'. She attended a court hearing daw while her brother Sen. Allan Peter was at the hospital taking care of their ill mother.

The thing that made her furious though was that they (minority senators) are being singled out daw.

Anyway, my favourite senator Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago was asked of her opinion on this at tumawa lang siya. Eh talaga namang nakakatawa noh!

Hello?! OA na silang dalawa ha.

Ang minor na problema ginagawang major.

Kung quorom ang problema eh di tanggalan ng pork barrel yung hind umattend!

Tingnan ko lang kung hindi yan magkakandarapa na umattend ng session. Baka mauna pa nga yan sila sa janitors eh.

Mwahahaha!

Ito talagang si Sen. Jajajajamby takaw-away.

Di ba inaway niya rin nuon si Sen. Dick Gordon and my other favourite senator Sen. Ping Lacson?

Ngayon si Sen. Piaya naman ang tinarget niya.

Baka siguro galit pa rin siya kasi wala siyang mana na natanggap kay Lola Chito noh?

Whatcha think?

Ito rin si Sen. Piaya pinapalaki ang gulo. Kasi naman hindi nagpapaalam ng mabuti kung saan pumupunta. Ipagbigay-alam sa Senate Sgt. at arms para maayos ang lahat. Don't take it personally or dahil pinagtitripan kayong mga minorya. Si Sen. Jajajajamby lang ang nagti-trip sa'yo.

Hahahahaha!

Juice ko. Umayos nga kayong dalawa. Binoto ko pa naman kayo pareho noong eleksiyon.

Senate Girl Power!


Sa totoo lang, binoto ko si Sen. Jajajajamby kasi inendorse siya ni Juday! Hahahaha

Samantalang si Sen. Piaya binoto ko kasi ang guwapo ni Lino. Charing!




Ehem. Enough na at magpapa-manicure pa ako.