Fear Fear

All people are afraid of werewolves. If they’re hungry and you cross their path, sorry ka na lang darling. Hindi ka lang mamatay in an instant, kakatayin ka pa. Gutay-gutay ka na kung iiwan.

Vampires on the other hand, at least, they just bite you and consume your blood. And hindi na sila kinatatakutan like before. Thanks to Edward Cullen, mas feel na yata magpakagat ng mga malalanding gaya ko sa mga bampira.

There are more fictional characters na kinatatakutan ng humans all over the world. Depende kung saang bahagi ng mundo ka, may kanya-kanyang version ng mga ‘out of this world’ creatures na puwedeng maging dahilan ng pagkalagot ng iyong hininga.

Like dito sa Pilipinas, may manananggal, kapre, agta, etc. etc.

Fortunately, all these creatures are not proven to really exist. Unless you yourself saw these or had first hand experience with these creatures, then dapat talaga silang katakutan.


Pero…


Bakit pa tayo maghahanap ng mga non-existing creatures to become objects or subjects of fear when in fact there is one person in this country na kikilabutan pati ang iyong ngala-ngala sa takot kapag nakita mo siya.

If there is any person in this world that we should be most fearful of, it’s got to be First Gentleman Juan Miguel Arroyo.


Yesterday’s senate hearing, I saw fear in the eyes of the people around him.

His doctor, who was forced to make a medical report na hindi puwedeng umappear si FG sa senate hearing because it will cause him stress daw and might trigger a sudden ‘attack’.

I say to this doctor: STRESS MY FAT ASS! Ang kapal ng mukha mong nangungulubot ginagamit mo ang iyong propesyon para maging kasabwat sa kagaguhan FG na ‘yan! Sana atakehin ka rin ng iyong konsensiya!

Yaya, tubig.


On the other hand, the lawyer of FG read the official statement during the senate hearing. Pointing out the importance of separating the political issues from the legal issues being tackled or investigated concerning his client.

I say to this lawyer: MAG CONCEALER KA NGA! You try your best to conceal the dirty works of your client pero yung dark circles around your eyes hindi mo ma-conceal!

Yaya, juice.


Anymisery, Ombudsman Merceditas Gutierrez was also there. She is being questioned regarding the delay of the investigation against this issue. She said, they’re having a hard time daw investigating kasi they have limited resources and that most of the ‘evidences’ they are looking into are also limited. Since the World Bank won’t give their sources sa naging resulta ng kanilang study, they have to ‘find a way’ pa to make their investigation factual.

I say to the Ombudsman: ISANG MALAKING CHARING! Juice ko Ombudsman, akala ko ba ikaw ang magiging ngipin against graft and corruption eh mas may pangil pa pala si FG sa’yo! You disappoint me Lola. I don’t like you na!



At an ambush interview yesterday sa labas ng St.Luke’s Hospital, FG Arroyo answered the questions thrown at him by the media. At one point, he blamed Sen. Allan Peter Cayetano to be the cause of his ailments.

Naku, FG, hindi si Sen. Cayetano ang dahilan niyan kundi ang diet mo. Malakas ka kasi kumain ng mga katulad mong nagmamantika. Buti sana kung 5% lang ang kinokonsumo mo tulad ng mga ‘commission’ mo sa mga winning bidders, eh mas masahol ka pa sa akin lumafang after a 3-day no rice meal. LOL

I don’t know about you but for me I think that ambush interview should’ve killed the First Gentleman already. Kaya nga tinawag na ambush interview yan ‘di ba. It’s worst than a senate hearing.

Imagine: facing in front of a camera, wearing nothing more than a ‘pambahay’, no make-up, no rehearsal, no take two’s, no ample and flattering lighting? I would rather die noh!

I think FG should fire his lawyer and doctor. They’re not into ‘perfect collaboration’. Ayaw ni Kanye West ng ganyan!



He should reconsider on getting a better PR agent.

Get Britney’s!