My Own Edward Cullen

Well, well, well...

Now look who's giving tips on how to catch drug pushers?

Hindi ako noh, malaysia at pakistan ko diyan!

Actually, it's not the NBI or FBI chief.

Hindi rin si Sen. Ping.

Lalong hindi si Gen. Santiago ng PDEA.



It's none other than....

(drumroll please)



Richard Brodett!


Yes, that cutie who's one third of the very famous boyband known to the public as Alabang Boys.


(the one in green, bruha)

Afterall the education and training that our law enforcers undertake in the anti-drug campaign, I realised that those things are just a waste of time, money and effort.

Isa pa, yung nagka-conduct ng trainings eh matatandang mga pulis na.

Don't you think that the presence of such cutiepie like Richard Brodett in giving suggestions on how to succeed in the country's anti-drug campaign is a sigh of relief?

First of all, it's all about credibility.

Those generals and their minions e.g. PDEA people are not qualified. They've never sniffed or consumed vast amounts of illegal drugs (sa pagkakaalam natin). They always pass the drug test done every year.

Cutiepie Brodett on the other hand not only use illegal drugs but he and his family are alleged drug pushers.


Like mother, like son.

Ngayon, sino ang mas may alam sa mga droga?

Cutiepie Brodett's statements during the hearing should not be taken for granted.

This should be given attention and much importance. Just like how important the lovelife of Madam Auring is to the alleviation of poverty in our country.

Furthermore, I suggest that PDEA should be abolished!

Let us set aside the VFA issue and the corrupt practices of the first family.

The Alabang Boys, especially cutiepie Richard Brodett is our country's hope in the anti-drug campaign.

I think it's time that we listen to the voice of the new generation.

The 'ecstatic' generation.


That's all.





P.S. Due to the Alabang Boys' popularity, designer label Chloé is launching a super duper exclusive line of men's eyewear to be sold only at the Embassy.

They are now in negotiations to get the Alabang Boys as their image models.

Don't you think they all look so sexy in their shades? Ugh! I'm getting wet. LOL




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