Lucky

The past 48 hours of my life was filled with a series of unfortunate events.

So embarrassing.



Incident no. 1


I was on a public bus going to the bukid.
Punong-puno ang bus, buti na lang at sinuwerte akong makaupo at the back of the driver. I was so bored with the biyahe, I want to sleep but I’m not sleepy. I decided to get my cellphone’s headset so that I can listen to my favourite music on my cellphone’s playlist. Wala naman akong ipod kasi nga sumama sa bag ko nung naholdap ako last year.

Anyway, I was in the middle of listening, at the same time lip-synching the song currently playing in my ears when the conductor asked for my ticket and fare.
As I was lifting my right hand to open my bag, nang sumabit yung cord ng headset sa aking cuff, biglang nabunot yung connection ng cellphone and headset at tumilapon ang aking cellphone sa pinakaharapan ng bus infront of all the passengers.

No, that’s not the embarrassing part.

You know kapag natanggal yung headset enhancement ng cellphone, automatic na maa-activate ang loudspeaker nito kaya dinig na dinig ng lahat ang pinapakinggan kong song at the moment.


It was F4’s Can’t Lose You.

Oh baby baby baby!



Incident no. 2


It was raining the whole day.
I have colds for three days na, yung ilong ko parang hindi nauubusan ng sipon.

Anyway, I was doing my daily routine of going to the banks for updating accounts and other work-related transactions.
I went to Chinabank first where one of its tellers is a super cute chinito. His name is Macky.

When I entered the bank, I looked around and Macky wasn’t there. Sayang. Maganda pa naman ako ngayon. Maikli ang shorts ko, kitang-kita ang long-legged. Hahaha!
Anymisery, yung sipon ko ayaw akong tigilan. Singhot ako ng singhot, other bank clients were staring at me.

I decided to go to the CR.

I was blowing my nose and I was making this kadiri sound when you want to empty what’s inside your nose. Someone entered the CR and patuloy pa rin ako sa aking ginagawa. Dedma lang.

When I looked up, I recognized the person who just witnessed the crime I did.

It was Macky.

I immediately went outside without looking back. Hahaha!



Incident no. 3


After the incident at Chinabank, I continued with my itinerary and Metrobank was my last stop.

Umuulan pa rin pero hindi na masyadong malakas.

After finishing the transactions, I texted our driver to pick me up already. He replied immediately that they were on their way na.

I was making chika with an acquaintance when the security guard called my attention informing me na nandiyan na ang sundo ko. Nang tinawag akong bigla ng teller kasi naiwan pala ang aking passbook. I was rushing to get the passbook and leave because nasa gitna ng kalsada ang aming sasakyan waiting for me. Hindi na kasi ito pumapasok sa parking lot tutal sasakay lang naman ako at aalis agad. It was causing a minor traffic kaya tumatakbo ako papalabas ng bangko.

Siyempre umuulan di ba kaya basa ang mga kalsada.
I forgot I was wearing flats na hindi rubberized ang sole.

I slipped in the middle of the road and I landed on my butt.

Bwahahaha!

Marami pa naman ang nakapila sa labas ng ATM.
I immediately got up at sumakay sa kotse.

People outside were pointing at me laughing. Bwiset!
May araw din kayo.


Hahaha!

I hope bukas wala nang malas noh!

Enough is enough already.