Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Oh Manny



For the record, I love Manny Pacquiao. As a sportsman and as a Filipino. Huwag lang siyang pumasok sa pulitika ay mas lalo ko siyang hahangaan.

I congratulate him for winning the battle against Ricky Hatton. It's one of the best knockouts ever.

For his victory, I am very proud to be a Filipino. Kahit na I claim to be British. LOL

There have been lots of Manny Pacquiao jokes but this one made me laugh so hard, it almost killed me and I wanna share it with you.

Some of you may have read this joke. Joke lang naman ito eh. Hindi totohanan. Kung ayaw mo sa Pacman jokes....

I don't care.


Hahaha!

Read on.



After winning against Hatton, Manny's wife Jinkee found out she's pregnant.


Jinkee: Manny, buntis na naman ako.

Manny: Talaga love? Wow! Excited na ako.

Jinkee: Ako din. Teka, ano kaya ipapangalan natin sa kanya?

Manny: Oo nga ano. Hmmmm... May Queen na tayo. May Princess na din. Siguro iba na naman para hindi boring.

Jinkee: Ano kaya kung i-combine natin ang ating mga pangalan.

Manny: Magandang idea yan! Teka mag-iisip ako.

Jinkee: Sige nga....

After a few minutes....

Manny: Aha! Alam ko na!

Jinkee: May naisip ka na love?

Manny: Oo! Manny and Jinkee......




MANKEE!

8 comments:

wanderingcommuter said...

hahahaha...

natatakot na din ako kasi parang nagsisimula na ding ienvade ni aling dionisia ang philippine TV

Lyka Bergen said...

Kalokah ka! Your joke is not sooo British! Tse!

The Zen Bitch said...

hahaha ulit!

eto pa ang isang kakatawa-- ang aking word verification: ouringym!

mel beckham said...

Ewik: i heart nanay dionisia. Lol

Ate Lyks: so ano ang British? char!

Ate Zen: no comment ako sa word verification. bwahaha!

Kiks said...

Mayron talagang Mankee?

But in fairness, he speaks good English na.

mel beckham said...

Ate Kiks: joke lang ang Mankee. Hayaan mo at isu-suggest ko. Hihi

Mr. Scheez said...

Grabeh! Sobrang nakakatawa ang joke!

*yawn*

Hihihi, peace ate! =)

MINK said...

nyahahaha. natawa ako


wahahaha