Monday, July 13, 2009

My Brother Is Not A Pig

How do you forgive someone who called you a ‘pig’?

Never.



First of all, I live in a decent home. Hindi sa pigpen.

I was born a human by human parents. My siblings are also humans. Hindi kami sabay-sabay na pinanganak tulad ng mga baboy.

I am well-educated. I have a college degree with two majors. Samantalang ang baboy walang educational attainment.

I have a decent job. There are at least 50 people under my supervision. Mga tao silang lahat. None of them behave like pigs.

I eat at least three times a day. I use plate, spoon, fork and other necessary utensils when eating. Sometimes nagkakamay din ako especially when the ulam is barbecue or seafood like alimango. I always wash my hands before and after meals. Hindi yan nagagawa ng mga baboy.

I sleep in a queen size bed with 7 pillows. Pigs sleep with no pillows.

I take a bath regularly. At least twice daily. Pigs take a bath too but they like mud. I don’t.

I flush the toilet after using it. Ang mga baboy they leave their waste kung saan-saan lang.

I can communicate clearly through speaking. I can speak Cebuano and Ilonggo fluently. I can speak Tagalog without revealing my Bisaya accent. I can speak English, sometimes with a British accent. Pigs, they just oink and oink.

People can be mean sometimes.

To you,

Calling me a pig because I’m fat won’t make you a better person.
It hurts, but you know what, it won’t make me less of a human.

At least now I know the size of your brain is relative to the size of your values.


Makakain na nga, gutom na ako.
At least sa bahay namin puno ng pagkain ang ref. Eh ikaw, may kinakain ka pa ba? Nagpapalibre ka na nga ng dinner sa isang bakla.

Pathetic.

14 comments:

Ming Meows said...

tambok diay ka? mura mag dili

Mads said...

you never fail to make me laugh, umm sorry I shouldn't laugh ata.. Don't mind the hater, I think you're a very accomplished and successful person baka they're jealous lang..=P

Lyka Bergen said...

Ay ambot! Bay-i lang da sila ya. Wag patulan! Go lang ng go!

Reesie said...

di man ka tambok Mel! Ka-slim kaha nimo? Kinsa may nag=ingon kay atong sulngon! Nasuya ra na sa imong beauty. Deadmaha nalang na siya.

reyna elena said...

you have 50 people under your kapaaaa???? lecheeee!!! isang batalyon yun ah! hahaha! cadette commandress ka pala! congrats!!! hahaha

Jase said...

Queveretch sha dai! Vasta mag enjoy ka lang sa buhay mo. Yun lang!

dencios said...

sino umaapi sayo, babanatan ko!

Monique said...

what the... okay lang siya? kung tinawag kang baboy, mas baboy siya.

Lems said...

Wagi ka sis...winner!

MANDAYA MOORE: Ang bayot sa bukid said...

nagsulti unta ka kay ato ipa-DDS

Kiks said...

this obviously means... VAR!

Herbs D. said...

lemme hear say rawr! ate, hindi ka baboy. you're a lion! fierce at ang haba ng hair hahahaha

Zai Zai said...

nakalimutan mong sabihin na ang baboy hindi fierce pag nakaheels at naka pose! boo to kung sino mang tumawag sayong pig.

edz said...

hahaha.. baka nkakalimutan niyang he's dating with a pig also..hahaha :p