The Tale of Two Mannys

Manny Pacquiao is a champion boxer.

Manny Villar is champion realtor.

Manny Pacquiao is a classic tale of rags to riches.

Manny Villar is a classic tale of using good looks to make riches.

Manny Pacquiao has houses in GenSan, Davao, Manila and the US.

Manny Villar promises low cost housing for everybody as long as it’s from Camella.

Manny Pacquiao is a terrible actor but fairly good in singing.

Manny Villar is equally terrible in acting but good in lying.

Manny Pacquiao spends a lot in gambling.

Manny Villar spends a whole lot more in tv advertising.

Manny Pacquiao’s movies are extremely annoying.

Manny Villar’s tv ads are more annoying.

Manny Pacquiao has a chart-topping song and loves to sing.

Manny Villar likes garbage-swimming.

Manny Pacquiao has a lovely and pretty wife Jinkee Pacquiao.

Manny Villar has Cynthia Villar.

Manny Pacquiao is a womaniser.

Manny Villar is an opportunist.

Manny Pacquiao loves to exercise and work out.

Manny Villar worked out something in the C5 road extension project.

Manny Pacquiao loves to talk especially on interviews.

Manny Villar loves to talk especially when there’s a camera and it’s not during a senate ethics committee trial.

Manny Pacquiao will battle Clottey in the coming weeks.

Manny Villar will battle Jamby in the coming days.

Manny Pacquiao is running for Congress.

Manny Villar is running for the Presidency and will do anything to crush his opponents.

Manny Pacquiao is most likely to lose.

Manny Villar is most likely to win. Before Cory died.